16 Lines in honour of 50 Cent’s new range of bedroom (and bathroom) accessories Blue, it is said, is the colour and 50 Cent clearly agrees as he’s wooing his female fanbase by inches and degrees with an extravagantly proportioned dildo, a big blue watertight, motorized cock ready for use in the bathtub that he […]
Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson, God’s modest son, that full-bloodied Christian replete with a gun who last got his kicks flagellating Christ (because a violence-free movie would not have sufficed) has now got his teeth into the Mayan apocalypse – a subject that could simply fry every synapse – and with a million quid paid to […]
Elizabeth Taylor apparently wants her ashes scattered in the grounds of the Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama in Cardiff because they are naming a new theatre after Richard Burton. She’ll take her ashes when her lifeblood pales on an airline ticket to romantic Wales. Oh her heart must have wings if every time […]