(Newly elected leader of the Conservative Party) Ah David, poor David, you’ve clasped the poisoned chalice of Tory party leadership, entered a world of malice only an election victory can end. And David, poor David, will you beat off Gordon Brown? Can you really win elections? Can you reposses the Downing Street crown or will […]
16 Lines in honour of 50 Cent’s new range of bedroom (and bathroom) accessories Blue, it is said, is the colour and 50 Cent clearly agrees as he’s wooing his female fanbase by inches and degrees with an extravagantly proportioned dildo, a big blue watertight, motorized cock ready for use in the bathtub that he […]
Mel Gibson, Mel Gibson, God’s modest son, that full-bloodied Christian replete with a gun who last got his kicks flagellating Christ (because a violence-free movie would not have sufficed) has now got his teeth into the Mayan apocalypse – a subject that could simply fry every synapse – and with a million quid paid to […]
Elizabeth Taylor apparently wants her ashes scattered in the grounds of the Royal Welsh College of Music and Drama in Cardiff because they are naming a new theatre after Richard Burton. She’ll take her ashes when her lifeblood pales on an airline ticket to romantic Wales. Oh her heart must have wings if every time […]
TV execs need to think about what would happen if a contestant were to suffer serious psychiatric damage, die or to commit suicide. When will the torture ever end? It’s a question we should all be asking ourselves now that I’m a Celebrity is back on the telly. And I’m not talking about the bushtucker […]
Can shotgun wedding socialites auction off their photo rights to the chequebook with the best head for heights? And though all is to be silent at the baby’s birth will shutters not snap for all they’re worth to get a glimpse of Katie’s decreasing girth? And will Tom (silently) cavort and prance like a crippled […]
Cruise control Tom Cruise has been proactive in his drive for publicity over the years. It will be interesting to see if Paul Bloch, the star’s new PR adviser, can change his image while keeping the media sweet . Popular culture junkies and fans of gossip rags have gorged on the glamorous and public life […]
David Cameron is the Tories’ first truly media-savvy leadership candidate. But will the party have sense enough to support him? Last night Ken Clarke withdrew from the Tory leadership race to lick his wounds. However, I suspect the youngest of the candidates never had too much to worry about, and if the Conservative party ever […]
We should find time to applaud the Saatchis for a marriage that lasted nearly a quarter of a century and featured some of the most iconic ad campaigns of our time. The Saatchi & Saatchi creative genius Paul Arden writes in his excellent book, It’s Not How Good You Are, It’s How Good You Want […]
Before trying to get the hip-hop elite on board, McDonald’s should have realised that fast food isn’t cool http://media.guardian.co.uk/marketingandpr/comment/0,7494,1584843,00.html
